Daniel
It’s 3 am in the morning and I turned in my sleep, woke up and I can’t sleep anymore. Our dog Tina ( short for Mutina) is barking relentlessly from right outside my window. She is a mixed dog somewhere between a Dagorreti and Githurai shepherd that is not so aesthetically pleasing. I’m not sure if the situation outside is as dire as she presents it to be or Tina is just being a dramatic bitch especially with her pregnancy. I try to distract myself from imagining an imminent attack so I focus on Tina and how someone needs to introduce her to family planning. Therapy too as she is constantly in between pregnancies, puppy birth and losing puppies at teething stage. Those that survive become everybody’s favorite and she is rejected for as long as they live. Sherlock Holmes in me discovers that Tina might actually be responsible for the death of every dog she ever gave birth to reclaim her throne in this home. After 40 seconds that feel like 30 minutes in the d...